Maybe it’s because… I’ve got nothing new to say.

I’ve had a very stimulating last 7 days (more on that later–probably) & I just haven’t been able to turn my brain off. So, I thought that instead of me slapping together somethin’ sloppy why not let you read through some of my favourite past reasons for why I’m alone? Join me on a little trip back in time as I look through some of the best (or worst) reasons for my continued singledom.

That’ll be fun, right? Right.

Here we go, in no particular order (except for maybe chronological):

1. Maybe it’s because all the good ones are taken?

11. Maybe it’s because I’m shy.

25. Maybe it’s because I am unnaturally close with my BFF?

36. Maybe it’s because I’m obsessive.

40. Maybe it’s my lack of motivation?

62. Maybe it’s because I can’t cook?

63. Maybe it’s Netflix?

64. Maybe it’s because I’m grumpy?

65. Maybe it’s because I don’t know how to play the long game.

V-day

73. Maybe it’s my maturity level?

78. Maybe it’s the beefdip?

83. Maybe it’s because I’m old?

86. Maybe it’s my Dad. 

89. Maybe it’s my bun?

98. Maybe it’s my bedroom furniture.

114. Maybe it’s because I’m comfortable.

Happy New Year!!

122. Maybe it’s because I’m lazy?

131. Maybe it’s because I’m in Vancouver.

134. Maybe it’s because all the good ones are taken.

135. Maybe it’s because I’m old-fashioned.

136. Maybe it’s because I’m in love (I think).

148. Maybe it’s because I’m in Toronto… Again.

155. Maybe it’s because I’m seriously emotionally damaged.

160. Maybe it’s because I’m over it.

Yeah, I know–it’s a long list. But it’s worth the ride. Trust me.

 

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